I introduce Cardinal Kay O'Fabian and some other stuff

I figured I'd post this here to for anyone who needs a good laugh.

http://www.lethalwrestling.com/news/fullnews.php?id=8

Cardinal Kay O'Fabian delievers a sermon that you won't soon forget towards one Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

The Good Cardinal looks at Vince's bright idea's in the past and his current fued with God.

I personally can not be held responsible for the words of The Cardinal but he makes plenty of good points so sit back and try to look at the upside of things.

I'm all ready asking for forgivness right now. Oh yeah Tom and Katie had their baby. Well good for them...but what is it with these Hollywood types naming their kids with horrible names. And they wonder why all these kids end up in rehab by the age of 15.

I'd be doing coke off Paris Hilton's ass if I had a name like Suri. Gweneth's kid Moses...it goes on and on and on.

Jim, Joe, Jane, Elizabeth. These are respectable names. Suri is just asking for a life time of jokes and feeling like shit.

The news that everyone seems to care about

Never mind the fact that the Immigration bills in Congress are a joke as they are just pandering to their respective political groups or the fact that Iran is daring us to attack...it just seems the biggest news stories this week were Katie Couric going to CBS and Katie Holmes Scientology birth. Yeah sure there was that story about Bush leaking classified information himself, but appearently he's allowed to do that since he's the President.

Now I like Katie Couric. I'll be honest when I watch The Today Show its not because of her perky personality. It's because I want to see what kind of mini skirt she's got on today. Yeah sure she's a good news anchor, but her power came over the last few years from showing off those great legs of her. When she takes over on CBS, I suspect the only time we'll get to see them is during some sit down interview. On the plus side the equally hot Meredith Viera is going to be taking her spot on the Today show. We all know the women of The View hate each other and I'm pretty sure NBC could have thrown any amount of money at her as long as they promised she never had to sit next to Star Jones again.

So yeah for NBC and CBS it's an equal trade as we the viewer get one hot milf for another. If you think I'm being sexist, I'm not. Television is all about sex appeal and you know it.

Now as for Katie, I almost feel sorry for her. Yes it's clear she's been brainwashed, but in order to be brain washed you have to have a mind that is ripe for the taking. Scientology is a cult and with all cults they look for people who are easy to control. Scarlett Johanson was smart enough to get the hell out of the room when Tom brought the Scientologist elders in to talk. Katie probably bought into the hype that becoming a scientologist would help her become a leading lady in Hollywood.

I think she's a good enough actress on her own, but she needed a break out role more then she needed direction in her life. I say I almost feel sorry for her because she had to know what she was getting into. Anyone with half a brain can figure out Scientology is a crock of shit. This whole silent brith deal is laughable at best. Oh yeah Travolta and others say no one HAS to do it, but since Tom is trying to become the Pope of Scientology you damn well know he's going to make sure Katie is silent. How he plans on accomplishing this with out her taking pain killers we will probably never know.

I just hope that Katie has enough sense to run far far far away when the baby is born and when L. Rob's goon squad isn't watching. Maybe someone should have her watch the In the Closet episode of South Park just in case she thinks raising that baby in that enviorment is a good idea.

Oh yeah this whole Bush deal, he said he the person doing the leaking should be fired. Well it turns out it was him. I wonder how firing your self works out.

Hey it's like I said, he had my support and then he lost it and I'm not the only Bush Supporter who has the same feelings now towards him.

Taliban Johnny can still kiss my ass

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/405177p-343071c.html

So I'm reading this article about Taliban Johnny and how he's a model prisoner and how his family and friends say he deserves a break in his 20 year strech in the joint. You know what I say about Johnny Walker Lindh?

He can kiss my ass that's what. Fuck him and the donkey he was on over in Afghanistan. Me and him are the same age but I'm supposed to fell sorry for him because he made a bad life decision? I've made my share but I sure as hell didn't take up arms with the enemy. He joined the Taliban...granted they are all a bunch of schmucks at best but he still was fighting with them. Want an idea of how the Taliban are? Go watch the movie Osama for starters and if that doesn't piss you off then nothing will.

But back to this little prick. So he's in jail for 20 years. He's lucky he wasn't shot right then and there when they found him. But unlike his taliban buddies, despite what others might tell you we actually treat our prisoners with humanity. He should be lucky that we didn't seek the death penalty against him but then again lethal injection is to good for him.

All I know is this, he might have been some low level turd but the point is he still was with the enemy and despite our reasons for fighting this war on terror we have to fight these Islamo facist nutcases and we don't need dumb kids like him going over there thinking they're going to score points with Allah for fighting the Infidel.

So yeah Johnny Walker (not the drink...I could use some right now), you can kiss my ass.