First off all my friends on the Andrewbulous Message board can still kiss my ass. But in addition to the usual suspects, Travis wants to know the following.
"I feel very left out
HEY TUBBY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR CRAPPY 20 YEAR OLD PICTURE OF ARN ANDERSON OR WHAT? "
The answer shit for brains is no you are not good enough to deserve the Arn Anderson pic. You get nothing. You are nothing. Take that with you through the rest of the day. As for the rest of you cocksuckers on the board, I'd like to thank you all for the hits and attention you've given this little blog. As they say attention is attention and you all gave me some attention so give yourself a round of applause.
On to those random thoughts now...
First off August 22nd came and went for the most part we're still alive so the threat of Iran nuking everyone didn't happen. I was actually kinda dissapointed. There are days where I welcome a nuclear holocaust. But I suppose it's always a good thing when nothing happens. It's funny how it's coming up on 5 years since 9/11 and that Bin Laden fellow is still out there. On CNN earlier the Pakistani Ambassador said that Bin Laden might be in the mountains near the border with China. You know if that goof is still alive (which I and a good portion of the public doubt he is) I hope the Chinese find him because The Chinese can do alot more to him then we ever could.
Normally I'm against those damn Commies because they are downright horrible when it comes to human rights but you know if they capture a bed ridden Osama Bin Laden and unplug his dialisis Machine and let him die a slow death is it such a bad thing? Then again there was a time where I was all for bringing him back alive so we could drag him through the streets of New York and dip him into a pool of Pigs blood before we disembowled him. Of course now I could care less if they catch him or not. Oh sure he's a bad person, but think about it for a second. If we wanted him dead he would have been dead a week after 9/11. We have technology that can see with in an inch of a target from 250 Miles up and yet we're supposed to believe this fucker got away on Horseback in the middle of the night when we had every piece of military technology aimed at him.
Yeah what ever.
In other news, Pluto is no longer a planet. What is it with these damn egg head astronomers having to change things. Just because it small and takes 248 to orbit the sun doesn't mean it's not a planet. This dwarf planet thing won't make anysense in the long run and odds are they will flip and call it a planet again. Now if we could just build a space engine big and fast enough to get someone to Pluto and beyond in a normal lifetime we would be set because you know it would be nice to be able to get out of the solar system if the sun ever decides to go Nova.
So yeah that's about it. Listen to the radio show and click on the ads. The blog might turn a profit yet.
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THESE DAMN EGG HEAD ASTRONOMERS!!!!
Comma after answer and before shit for brains, shit-for-brains is typically hyphenated. Comma after First off and before August 22nd. Period after went. Comma after alive and before so. Disappointed spelled wrong. The Chinese - the does not need to be capitalized. Dialysis spelled wrong. Machine does not need to be capitalized. That sentence is extremely convoluted. Comma after Then again in the next sentence. Pigs does not need to be capitalized. Comma after Of course in the next sentence. Sentence after that punctuation should be Oh, sure, (etc). This is a common problem for you, fathands. Miles doesn not need to be capitalized. Horseback does not need to be capitalized. Your grasp of geopolitics is catastrophically inept. Whatever is one word. Egghead is one word. Third sentence, it should be it's. Insert days after 248. Any sense is two words. Comma after we would be set. If the sun went nova (nova does not need to be capitalized). Chances of finding a habitable planet outside our solar system are exceedingly minimal.
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